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Target Cedar Rapids South Store, Cedar Rapids, IA

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RU box offices in St. Petersburg, theater box offices at metro stations

Name	Payment	Address	Working hours
Cash desk KASSIR RU	Bank card Certificate Cash	St. Petersburg, Kirochnaya st., 43, letter B Museum of the “Tin Soldier” +7(921) 992-05-06	Tuesday – Sunday: 10.00-17.45. Monday: day off. Nonstop.
Cash register CASSIR RU	Bank card Certificate Cash	St. Petersburg, Kirochnaya st., 43 “Suvorov Museum” +7 (931) 261-18-99	Tuesday – Sunday: 10.00-17.45. Monday: day off. Nonstop.
Cash register CASSIR RU	Bank card Certificate Cash	St. Petersburg, Dobrolyubov Ave., 18 Yubileiny Sports Complex (cash pavilion to the right of the main entrance) +7 (931) 977-90-72	Weekdays: 09.00-20.00. Days off: 09.00-20.00. Break: 14.00-15.00. Attention! On the days of events in the Yubileiny Sports Complex, the box office is open until 22:00.
Cash register CASSIR RU	Bank card Certificate Cash	St. Petersburg, Nevsky prospect, 100 KZ Colosseum. The cash desk is located in the building of the KZ Colosseum, in the courtyard, opposite the arch. +7 (931) 970-77-94	Weekdays: 10.00-20.00. Days off: 10.00-20.00. Break: 15.00-16.00.
Cash register CASSIR RU	Bank card Certificate Cash	St. Petersburg, Krestovsky island, Football alley, 8 KSK “Arena” +7 (921) 992-05-08	Weekdays: 10.00-20.30. Weekends and holidays: 10.00-20.30. Break: 14.30-15.00. Attention! The box office is only open on event days.
Cash desk CASHIR RU	Bank card Certificate Cash	St. Petersburg, Pyatiletok Ave., 1, Ice Palace +7(921) 638-79-63	Weekdays: 10.00-21.00. Days off: 10.00-21.00. Break: 14.00-15.00.
Cash register CASSIR RU	Bank card Certificate Cash	St. Petersburg, Kozhevennaya line, 30, Cultural Quarter Brusnitsyn +7(921) 927-55-67	Weekdays: 10.00-22.00. Days off: 10.00-22.00. Break: 14.00-15.00.
Cash register INFO	Bank card Cash	St. Petersburg, Palace Square, 1a (between the Hermitage and Palace passage) +7 (812) 703-40-40	Weekdays: 10. 00-22.00. Days off: 10.00-22.00. No break.
Cash register INFO	Bank card Cash	St. Petersburg, Ligovsky pr-t, 10, office 1 +7 (812) 703-40-40	Weekdays: 10.00-22.00. Days off: 10.00-22.00. No break.
Cash desk INFO	Bank card Cash	St. Petersburg, Sadovaya st., 37 +7 (812) 703-40-40	Weekdays: 10.00-22.00. Days off: 10.00-22.00. Nonstop.
Cash register INFO	Bank card Cash	St. Petersburg, Aleksandrovsky park, 5/1 +7 (812) 703-40-40	Weekdays: 10.00-22.00. Days off: 10.00-22.00. No break.

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Spleen

02/15/2022

Stomp!

The video was filmed by the junior group of the Sukhovo-Kobylin kindergarten.

Senior teacher – Tatyana Zhigalova (scenario, puppet and scenery)

Deputy senior teacher for ideological work – Svetlana Veselovskaya (editing and effects)

They were helped by Dima, Zhenya, Anton, Kolya. Kesha, Sasha, Lyosha, another Dima and Vadik.

25.01.2022

Upcoming concerts

February 23, 2022 – Yekaterinburg, Teleclub

February 24, 2022 – Chelyabinsk, Congress Hall

February 26, 2022 – Tyumen, Philharmonic

12/25/2021

Stomp!

Stomp!

Where are you going, good man

In those ripped jeans, with an unshaven mug

In these white sneakers on bare feet

Slowly walking towards your result

Stop, you sit down, listen

How the shepherd’s horn sings beyond the forest

How the stream murmurs somewhere near us

How the trees rustle above like a waterfall

Look how beautiful it became around

Look how this willow arched

Look how the poplar reaches for the willow

Look at them –

And stomp!

Where are you in a hurry, funny man

Like you’re blown away from books

What are you carrying in this canvas bag

If you put it all together, it’s a little in total

You see how breaking through a layer of concrete

A rose blossoms from a bud

Be amazed at how the mountain ash burns

Or how a jar suddenly appeared from clay

Look how beautiful it became around

Look how this willow arched

Look how a poplar reaches for a willow

Look at them –

And stomp!

where are you running, sane person

So you threw off your sneakers, running with your shoes on

So you wanted to run away from karma everyone looks like a target in the scope

Let rivers, seas, lakes flash

Scattering grains on the go

Look how beautiful it has become around

Look how this willow arched

Look how the poplar reaches for the willow

Look at them –

And stomp!

10/26/2021

We hope to see you soon.

Dear friends!

Concerts in Tallinn, Tula and Serpukhov have been rescheduled.

We will inform you about new dates later.

We hope to see you soon.

08/31/2021

St. Petersburg, 09/24/2021

05.07.2021

Kaluga

Dear friends!

The concert in Kaluga has been postponed to July 08, 2021.

06/19/2021

Rescheduled concert at the Green Theatre.

Friends, the epidemiological situation in Moscow

does not allow us to hold a concert on June 26 at the Green Theater.

We are very sorry to inform

that we have to reschedule the concert to autumn 2021.

We will be glad to see you on November 27 at 19.00 at the Music Media Dome.

All previously purchased concert tickets remain valid.

No need to exchange tickets.

All sectors for which you purchased tickets to the Green Theater,

fully correspond to sectors in the Music Media Dome.

We are all saddened by this news.

Our team has done a great job

in preparing this concert and asks you to keep your ticket.

Take care of yourself and see you soon at the concert!

06.03.2021

Jin

Director – Igor Paskar

Master of sand animation – Ksenia Simonova

12.02.2021

Virus

The new single “Virus” is available on all platforms from today.

03.12.2020

Vira and Maina

Our new album is called “Vira and Maina” and will be released on December 11, 2020.

From today the pre-order of the album is available and the song “Jin” is open.

The album includes 11 songs:

1. Ghost

2. With seven seals

3. Run, my life

4. Jin

9 0170 5. Phase

6. Deja vu

7 Coffee house

8. Kesar

9. Horror movie

10. Nightmares

11. Give this to Harry Potter if you happen to meet him

All songs – Alexander Vasiliev

9 0170 The album was recorded and mixed at the studio of the group Spleen

Sound engineer and mixing – Innokenty Agafonov

Recording engineer – Evgeniy Baryshnikov

Mastering – Boris Istomin

Splin:

Alexander Vasiliev (voice)

Alexey Meshcheryakov (bar harps)

Dmitry Kunin (bass guitar)

Vadim Sergeev (guitars)

Nikolay Rostovsky (keyboards)

0170 Gulya Naumova (violin, 8), Alexey Gusarov (violin, 8),

Irina Ezhkova (viola, 8), Natalia Nazarova (cello, 8)

Cover drawing – Alexander Vasiliev

Design – Anton Ramirez

90 519

08. 10.2020

With seven seals

My nose is broken and my head is broken

I drank a little more than a liter today 9017 3

Wait, now I’ll fill a glass

Otherwise I remember everyone but I don’t remember myself

Finally, I got to this scene

I have four tanks of alcohol in me

It is you who observe and keep the mark

And I cut from my shoulder and cut the truth-womb

I stand like a knight at a crossroads

90 170 I scold the heads of world governments

I cut all the feudal lords and their vassals

During the breaks, eating wine with bacon

I yearn if you are in the material

For Rwanda, which we lost

Look, maybe she is behind the closet

Hanging on a hook wrapped in a scarf?

Or was it gnawed by pigs

Why did they build their nest on our neck?

Before you start spewing swear words

Here is the clear evidence

Here is the blood on the tiled floor

Here is the confession knocked out under torture

Here is the head with the thought stuck in it

Here is the head injuries incompatible with life

What is it like for me, touched to the quick

To survive this stab wound

Any asshole should learn this

I don’t have orders, I don’t even have a uniform

I don’t have a harem of many wives

I don’t have real estate abroad

I don’t have golden chains hanging on me

I have completely different goals

me you are as far away as Mars

Sometimes there is no bread, let alone butter

God does not give me a belly and fat

I sit all shrunk like a spring

You will find my address – I will immediately move out

So it’s too late to let the dog follow the trail

I now live in the Trans-Baikal skete

So don’t look for me

You are on the other side of the Earth, I’m on this

So you ring your coin there

Well, i with my joys and sorrows

I will stay here behind seven seals

(Come closer, good people

Taste the fiery slurry

True, stop standing at the wall

Wet your throat, fill your eyes)

I will stay here for seven seals

04.04.2020

Give this to Harry Potter if you happen to meet him

Pass this on to Harry Potter if you see him

Harry , hello, how are you, buddy

I hope that you are not crazy there yet

A deep bow to you from all our brethren

From these deaf swamps

We are surrounded by solid Muggles

And their faces are so angry and arrogant

And you, as always, stick around in your England

Putting the bolt on the rest

Harry, come quickly, you are needed

Otherwise, the indestructible is completely destroyed

From all the bald spots, from all the eyes

They are pumping oil and gas

By the will of God and according to the plan

Soon we will all be led to the chopping block

You grab a magic stick

To move it between the eyes

Harry, all this is not very normal

0173

So, my friend, bitcoins are mine

Don’t forget about us too

Don’t forget and feel, magician

The way the collar presses on the neck

Don’t forget us, you hear, hermit

9 0170 Sometimes leave Parnassus

Harry, I know what you’ll hear

Pointing your skis to our lands

What we call you here, you’re the same

Will you take a single malt to the duty free?

At least on a broom or by tram

Come to us here, we are walking along the edge

Under someone whose name we don’t even mention

Even though it’s Voldemort

Harry, the stands are empty as you can see

Fans won’t raise a fuss anymore

Nobody plays Quidditch anymore –

We’re here all almost died

The Muggles are completely fucked up, Harry

The world turned black from smoke and burning

If you saw all these hari

You would break your glasses

Harry, all this is not very normal

Life is like a swing – sometimes vira, sometimes lane

So, my friend, bitcoins are mine

Don’t forget about us too

Don’t forget and feel, magician

The way the collar presses on the neck

Don’t forget us, you hear, hermit

9 0170 Sometimes leave Parnassus

Harry, I say goodbye to you on this

How can I say . .. like a poet with a poet

Let me finish with one verse

Before you say: “Adya!”

Yesterday the king was walking, all cool and proud

And the boy said: “And the king is naked!”

The boy’s head was immediately smashed from his foot

And an article was sewn on him

Now he doesn’t drink lemonade from a bottle

But he doesn’t understand why?

Why do we need all this, tell me, Potter Harry

Erase all the edges from the philosopher’s stone

Drinking beer, eating curry

And looking at the world through the curtains

Harry, all this is not very normal

Life is like a swing – sometimes it’s a whirl, sometimes it’s mine

So, my friend, bitcoins are mine

Don’t forget about us too

Don’t forget and feel, magician

how to collar presses on the neck

Don’t forget us, you hear, hermit

Leave Parnassus sometimes

Harry, all this is not very normal

Life is like a swing – sometimes it’s a vir, sometimes it’s a mine

So, my friend, bitcoins are mine 9 0173

Do not forget about us

Do not forget and feel, magician

The way the collar presses on the neck

Do not forget us, you hear, the hermit

Sometimes leave Parnassus

01/06/2020

Balloon

Merry Christmas!

Have a good flight everyone!!!

01.01.2020

Happy New Year!

Secretly

(New Year’s apartment at Margulis)

Dance!

(New Year’s apartment at Margulis)

06.12.2019

Secretly

Our new mini-album is called “Taycom”

9 0170 and will be published on December 20, 2019.

The album includes 7 tracks:

1. Balloon
2. Secretly
3. Atom
4. Anthem
5. Magic violin
6. Important Thing
7. Balloon (instrumental)

All songs – A.Vasiliev

(except 5, lyrics – N.Gumilyov)

Spleen:

Alexander Vasiliev (voice)

Alexei Meshcheryakov (drums) 90 173

Dmitry Kunin (bass guitar)

Vadim Sergeev (guitars)

Nikolai Rostovsky (keyboards)

Guest musicians:

Vyacheslav Bystrov (piano, 7)

0170 Gulya Naumova (violin, 7), Alexey Gusarov (violin, 7),

Irina Ezhkova (viola, 7), Natalya Nazarova (cello, 7)

The album was recorded at the studio of the Splin group

Sound engineer – Innokenty Agafonov

Recording engineer – Evgeny Baryshnikov

Album was mixed at Dobrolet studio.

Sound engineer, mixing – Andrey Alyakrinsky

Mastering – Boris Istomin

Design – Anton Ramirez

On New Year’s Eve, watch us on NTV

in Margulis’ apartment.

There will be 2 songs!

Happy holidays everyone!

11/01/2019

Shaman

Where? When? 06/30/2019

04/07/2019

Important thing

Sometimes I myself am surprised that I am still alive

I rhyme words and put them on this motif

I write this image on parts dismantled whole

As if someone told me some important thing

And now, jumping up and going completely crazy

Like a motorcyclist who has lost his helmet with his head

I am running ahead of the locomotive to say this to everyone

Feeling the shift of tectonic plates inside me

Like an apple from an apple tree to someone’s head then it flies

I hasten to tell about what I heard – this whole circus

The whole process is a vicious circle, this is a vicious cycle

Television, radio, press and the entire Internet

Repeating the same story in a circle

From which it is clear that there are fewer survivors than victims

You can twist your finger at someone’s temple for a long time

And look through the periscope as the troops brought into the city

Nobody is allowed to tell this important thing

brutally suppress the rebellion

Turning the whole city into cement dust and sand

And under a layer of sand remains lying alone

An unknown soldier who wrote an obituary for himself

I will not sit in this gloomy hole. I’m on fire

And as soon as I jump behind the wheel, I immediately drive

I am not the one who bangs into the house if the door is locked

Everything I have fits in my backpack

I am not a spectator who eats popcorn in a row

I’m one of those Mohicans who easily cross the Rubicon

And sing before going to feed the fish

I learned a very important thing and while I’m alive

I want to spend this evening with my children and wife

I want to run away from everything we run from

And when the phones are put into sleep mode

It’s like the carousel that spins us has frozen

It’s like three reels are hovering on three digits seven

It’s like a Christmas tree is burning all year round

03/26/2019

Evening Urgant

Watch this Friday, March 29

Drawing – A. Vasiliev

12/31/2018

Concrete mixer

Happy New Year!!!

25.12.2018

Concert “Key to the cipher”.

St. Petersburg Ice Palace 22.04.2017

11/15/2018

Shaman. Filming a clip.

Yesterday, November 14, 2018, in the suburbs of St. Petersburg

, a video for the song “Shaman” was filmed.

Director – Ivan Egorov.

The premiere of the clip will take place closer to the New Year.

10/25/2018

Collection of poems

From October 31, 2018 – in all bookstores.

06/12/2018

Stars among the stars

(From the archives of the group.

Don Mclean “Vincent”.

Translation – A.Vasiliev)

05/10/2018 lane”

and will be published on May 25, 2018.

Pre-order now on iTunes.

The album includes 11 songs:

01. Oncoming lane

02. In the morning

03. Somebody’s child

901 70 04. Spanish Inquisition

05. Warmth of home

06. Bulgakovskiy march

07. Spies

08. Shaman

09. When 100 years pass

10. Wolf

11. Apple

All songs – Alexander Vasilyev

(except 06. Lyricist – Mikhail Bulgakov)

Splin:

Alexander Vasilyev (voice)

Alexey Meshcheryakov (drums)

Dmitry Kunin (bass guitar) 9 0173

Vadim Sergeev ( guitars)

Nikolai Rostovsky (keyboards, samples)

The album was recorded at Dobrolet studio.

Recording and mixing sound engineer – Andrey Alyakrinsky

Mastering – Boris Istomin

Design – Anton Ramirez

04/10/2018

What? Where? When?

04/01/2018

Bulgakov March

Music – Spleen

Text – Mikhail Bulgakov

Animation – P.Rostovsky

03/16/2018

Copper Gross

copper penny

(Chorus of Denis Rozov)

28.02.2018 912/25/2017 12.2017

Warmth of home

Watch on Friday, December 22 , Evening Urgant on the 1st TV channel.

Warmth of home – alive.

10/30/2017

Own game

09/15/2017

Kit

07/02/2017

Green Theatre, Moscow

03/14/2017

She was so beautiful 3.2017

Alarm!

Production

Storm Production (http://www.stormfilms.ru)

Director – Ivan Egorov

Producer – Katerina Perevalova

Cameraman – Vadim Fortunin

9 0170 Editing / Color Correction – Andrey Shibanov (http:/ /www.andreyshibanov.com)

Visual effects / sound design – Alexander Karelin

Production designers – Angelina Kovalenko and Anna Ivonina

Set decorator – Anatoly Goldovsky

Casting / Locations – KLAD (http://www. kladll.com)

Gaffer – Vladimir Du din

Lighting – Egor Petrovsky, Konstantin Dolgorukov

Grip – Mikhail Orekhov

Mechanic – Vladimir Kazansky

Costume designer – Valeria Dergacheva

Make-up artist – Anastasia Seliverstova

Stunts: MaximDragoyGroup (Maxim Dragoy, Dmitry Milos, Yaroslav Miroshin, Alexey Rumyantsev, Tatyana Vorozova, Natalya Piskunova)

Pyrotechnician – Pavel Markin

Photographer – Arkady Chistyakov

Cars – Maxim Tkachev, I Vaschenko Nikolai

Technical support – Andrey Biryukov (http://www.imtn.ru)

Lighting equipment – LKS

Casting: Vladimir Moskvin, Yuri Kulaev, Vyacheslav Sleptsov, Vadim Badmatsyrenov, Misha An, Nikolai Tsoi, Nachyn Duger, Tamila Kim, Darina, Ivan Vladimirov, Alexei Ivanov, Fedor Dudin, Sergei Miller, Alexei Fedorov, Sergei Gotsenko, Polina Sokolova

Thanks to the Wood Bar, Vilka bar and Yuri Glivenko, Lilia Kashaeva, Aloe store (http://vk.com/aloenot)

06. 01.2017

Temple .12.2016

Last day of Pompeii

TOUR GUIDE

Dear residents of Pompeii and guests of our city!

If you have not yet died of gluttony or starved to death

If you want to look at Pompeii for the last time with admiration and sadness

We invite you to an exciting tour

Through the streets and squares of our city, through parks and squares

(Which, to be honest, look pretty bad

Utilities refer to this and that

Although there is enough money allocated from the budget)

You will see Arch of Caligula and Temple of Apollo

(Even though it’s terribly boring and not fun at all)

Then we’ll go to the theater to listen to the lute

(Contact me if you need to change currency)

If you like water themes –

Then you can stop by the Thermae

To try on uniforms for Adam and Eve

And then you can take a look at the Forum

Our wagon leaves in a minute!

(Contact me if you need to change the currency)

Hurry up to buy tickets if you haven’t had time yet –

Today is the last day of Pompeii,

The last day of Pompeii

MED

Dear residents of Pompeii and guests of our city!

The mayor is calling you. I’ll tell you briefly,

But so that your hair stands on end –

In general, I have bad news for you

As intelligence reported to us today

(This fact was also confirmed by my neighbor Svetka)

Like tonight we were informed from the Center

(What is always honorable and especially valuable for us)

How the crow sang to us and the nightingale croaked

(This information was also confirmed by the oracle –

Do not look at the fact that he is a little crazy)

In general, everyone says that Vesuvius will wake up today!

That a volcano will erupt today!

(That’s why my guards fled)

Today our city, together with our villas, frescoes, servants, concubines and horses

Will be buried under lava and covered with stones

So it’s too late to take hemlock and stick your head in a noose

9 0170 Vesuvius He will sprinkle ashes on our heads

As the oracle said: “The cherries in Uncle Vanya’s garden are ripe!”

Today is the last day of Pompeii,

The last day of Pompeii

ARCHAEOLOGIST

Dear journalists, colleagues, acquaintances, and my dear mother-in-law!

During the reporting period, we dug up a square in Pompeii,

Two streets, 3 temples, 4 change shops

And one Mercedes. (They say that the bandit Slavka).

We work all day, from dusk to dawn

Although we know that no one will give us a Grammy for this

We use excavators and shovels

And everyone is lying when they say that we hid the jewelry

You can check our income statements –

When you only have money for Lada, you don’t even dream of Hondas

We sleep on rocks, in tents, we are cold and disgusted –

Not enough condoms for everyone!

We are digging like an investigator imitating a merchant

On New Year’s Eve your Klaus Santa bypasses us

We look like miners all the time

While you wiped your pants there

And we all buried our talents here –

We demand an increase in wages!

Archaeologists are people too, not some pygmies

Today is the last day of Pompeii

The last day of Pompeii!

A.Vasiliev (Splin)

09/23/2016

Key to the cipher

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The album includes 15 songs:

01. Copper Gross
02. Pyramids
03. Us Wise Men
04. Temple
05. Outskirts
06. Keith
07. She Was So Beautiful
08. Jah Plays Jazz 90 276 09. Requiem
10. Earth leaves from under the feet
11. Alarm
12. Heavenly choir
13. The way to the east
14. Day after day
15. Skull and bones